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IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAND, POTTER. IT'S THE WITCH HOLDING IT.
12 chapters
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79 min total read
The measuring joke runs for four months before it stops being a joke: a desk, a blackboard, a lamp, and a girl who cannot say a true sentence out loud dressing the whole thing up as a technical observation about a Gryffindor's grip. Book Two of Line B. Eighteen and over. Explicit.
By Jake Bowling.